Finding my way out of the purple patch

purple patch pur·ple \ ˈpach \ noun Informal A section in a piece of writing characterised by rich, fanciful or ornate language Slang a period of success, good fortune, etc Slang a period in life when, for an unknown reason, members of the opposite sex find you more attractive than usual A man I dated introduced me to the term purple patch. It was … Continue reading Finding my way out of the purple patch

You’re never too old to play with toys

Once upon a time, I ran sex parties. They were similar to Tupperware parties in many ways; the host would invite her closest friends, and some ring-ins to bolster numbers so she had a better chance of getting free stuff, there was usually cheese and crackers and wine, some quality plastic and silicone ware that … Continue reading You’re never too old to play with toys