It’s happened again. A man I fell for has been a liar the whole time. And not for the first time, a man has lied to me about how many kids he has.
Anyone who knows me knows the one thing you can’t lie to me about, and expect forgiveness, is kids.
I don’t care how old they are or how young you were when you had them. I don’t care that I never thought to ask “how many kids do you have exactly?” Because it should go without fucking saying.
Your kids are your kids. And until an hour ago I believed you had one. Now I know it’s three plus an extra ex wife into the bargain.
Lying by omission is lying. And you’re a liar Andy.
Attention men everywhere – for all that is fucking holy – stop lying to women!
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